Easily the best part of Monday’s episode. To flex our TV-buff skills, we tried to see how many of the farewell one-liners we could place. Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on your priorities), we named all but two. Before scrolling down to see the complete list, flex your skills and see how many you can name.
Complete list (in order): (asterisks on the ones we didn’t get)
- Weakest Link - “You are the weakest link. Goodbye.”
- Survivor - “The tribe has spoken.”
- Top Chef - “Please pack your knives and go.”
- Work of Art - “Your work of art didn’t work for us.”
- Flavor of Love - “Your time’s up!”
- Beauty and the Geek - “I have to ask you to leave the mansion.”
- Joe Millionaire - “You must leave the chateau.” *
- Rock of Love Bus - “Your tour ends here.”
- Chopped - “You’ve been chopped.”
- Big Brother - “You’ve been evicted from the Big Brother house.”
- Top Chef Just Desserts - “Your dessert just didn’t measure up.”
- RuPaul’s Drag Race - “Sashay away.”
- Hell’s Kitchen - “Give me your jacket and leave Hell’s Kitchen.”
- The Bachelor - “I’m sorry, you did not get a rose.”
- The Amazing Race - “You have been eliminated from the race.” *
- America’s Next Top Model - “You are no longer in the running to be America’s Next Top Model.”
- The Apprentice - “You’re fired.”
- Project Runway - “Auf Wiedersehen.”
Via How I Met Your Mother
zombiemergencyresponseoperations:
WILD SHIT! happening right now Aug. 23, 2010
Tourist bus plate number TUU 799 held hostage by PSI Rolando del Rosario Mendoza. 22 Korean nationals are onboard.
The hostage-taker, P/Sr. Insp. Rolando del Rosario Mendoza, was a recipient of the 1986 Ten Outstanding Policemen of the Phil. Awards
CONFIRMED: 2 hostages have just been released in Quirino Grandstand hostage-taking
The Ombudsman dismissed Mendoza & 4 other policemen for alleged extortion & forcing a chef to swallow shabu in April 2008.
PNP’s Agrimero Cruz corrects himself, says passengers of the bus are from Hong Kong, not Koreans (as tweeted earlier
BREAKING NEWS: A number of hostages being released.
Stupidity = “Hostage someone to get job back”




